{"id":230,"date":"2014-05-21T00:28:39","date_gmt":"2014-05-20T22:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/?p=230"},"modified":"2014-06-24T16:05:28","modified_gmt":"2014-06-24T14:05:28","slug":"why-code-in-c-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/?p=230","title":{"rendered":"Why code In C anymore?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8220;Also, because it makes you a Real Man\u2122, with steel wool-like hair on your chest and a distant gaze, as though contemplating the segfault that got away; UNIX beard moving gently in the harsh nautical wind that is ever present near C programmers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">The reason C is pronounced &#8220;sea&#8221; is because it refers to the sea of tears of quiche eating inferior programers who got too close to a programming language for Real Men\u2122, and got burned, swearing to never leave the comfort of the namby pamby interpreted language that nutured them as wee latte-drinking babes with scarves.&#8221; [<a class=\"author may-blank id-t2_56sfa\" style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; color: #336699;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/BobTheSCV\">BobTheSCV<\/a>\u00a0(Reddit)]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Also, because it makes you a Real Man\u2122, with steel wool-like hair on your chest and a distant gaze, as though contemplating the segfault that got away; UNIX beard moving gently in the harsh nautical wind that is ever present &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/?p=230\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[382,372,380,275,383,381,379],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beard","tag-c","tag-code","tag-language","tag-programmer","tag-unix","tag-why","post_format-post-format-quote"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hauweele.net\/~gawen\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}